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Joke of the Day

"Qui-gon: You will give me the parts Watto: I'm immune to mind tricks Qui: Are you immune to lightsabers? Watto: I will give you the parts"

"Planning to edit the three Hobbit movies into one watchable movie. Should I use Instagram or Vine?"

"How do you stop guys like Donald Trump from saying racist things? You muzzle 'em."

"What's 3 inches long and pleases all women? A credit card."

"How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife? On a blind date"

"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side."

"Whoever lost a bundle of $20 bills tied up in a rubber band..I found the rubber band.."

"What do you call a dead bee? A was."

"Michael Phelps won his 21st olympic gold medal. You could say he's swimming in them!"

"Thanks for letting everyone on facebook know your phone is broken. I was already thinking about never calling or texting you anyway."