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Joke of the Day

"Qui-gon: You will give me the parts Watto: I'm immune to mind tricks Qui: Are you immune to lightsabers? Watto: I will give you the parts"

"I asked a Southeast-Asian-looking elderly gentleman if he was from Thailand. He said, ""Yeah, Siam."""

"If you had more money you'd be happier."

"Infatuation prick is the answer, what is the question? How do you want your wontons cooked?"

"Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians? A Black Adder"

"Particles make up everything! Fucking liars."

"My kid's teacher told me my kid is obsessed with video games and that I need to work with her on it. I'm like I do. I'm player 2."

"A fish with one eye... Was swimming along in a lake when he accidentally hit his head on a wall of concrete...and do you know what he said? Dam."

"If Apple makes a car, There won't be any windows in it."

"An archaeologist notices his partner appears to be nibbling a fossil... Curious, he walks over and asks, ""What you got there?"" ""Not sure"", replies the fellow, ""But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"""