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Joke of the Day

"What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems."

"Why did batman leave church? Because Christian Baled"

"I've got Alzheimer's ....but atleast I don't have Alzheimer's."

"my thoughts and prayers go out to anyone at ComicCon attending a live taping of a podcast"

"Why do the ladies love Jesus? He's hung like this. (Stretch out arms.) Really one that you have to tell in person, but it's my favorite."

"My Muslim wife left me the other day.... I guess she didn't know what Jihad."

"My favorite religion is that one that doesn't try to force their beliefs on you. What's that one called again?"

"Cant' believe my horse came first yesterday!!' Dad, how many times have I told you i'm not interested in your's and Camilla's bedroom antics!'"

"When is a door not a door? When its ajar xD"

"That awkward moment the drug dealer charges you extra for the briefcase."