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Joke of the Day

"Chemistry One Liner I'd love to tell you a chemistry joke, but I heard they were argon. As seen on a bridge at my local university."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amour ! Amour who? Amour you eat the more you want !"

"On my birthday, my family tried to surprise me with a car But they missed."

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a hooker with diarrhea? The epileptic corn shucker shucks between fits."

"Break-up if you can't be faithful. Stay faithful or stay single."

"If Trump was in any political party... He'd be in the Whig party"

"Did you hear about the shoe factory that was destroyed? They lost 500 souls!"

"97% of the women who are in ""open relationships"" are also ""completely unaware that they are in an open relationship."""

"I used to think that Sarah Palin was a closed minded conservative Christian. ... but then I found out she is also into palm reading."

"My father was a wonderful man. He's still alive, he just turned into a cunt."