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Joke of the Day
"What do Australian terrorists say before attacking? Uluruakbar"
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"Just found out my birthday is the same day I was born... Life is crazy..."
"Me: Where the hell are you going with those balloons? 4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons?! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons"
"I looked around for hours, trying to find a Nude Beach. ...but they were all clothed."
"[stewardess] ""Sir, even if you ARE, as you say, the REAL Slim Shady- the captain has asked for all passengers to remain seated at this time"""
"What do you call a drunk muslim woman? Stoned."
"What I want In A Man (NSFW)"
"What do you call two gay scientists breaking up? A homolytic fission."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Catskills ! Catskills who ? Catskills mice !"
"Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road? To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side."