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Joke of the Day

"[Science Meeting, 1924] Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique? It's not like they'll ever really check ""Let's do it"""

"Fine, don't vote, but then remember to be quiet and don't interrupt when the grownups are talking."

"Remember ladies; When men give women roses they expect Tulips in return "

"RIP time spent on Twitter."

"Damn, that girls so basic... (Biology) Damn, that girls so basic she got a ph of 14!"

"What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? Eskimo pi."

"[Food Network: Cake Wars] As the team barely delivers their massive cake to the judges table. Cat Judge pushes it off the table"

"it must be killing england not to be able to make fun of our dumbasses because their dumbasses did brexit"

"I like my women how I like my whiskey. Six years old."

"In all US bars you can now order an Osama Bin Laden... two shots and a splash of water"