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Joke of the Day

"Fine, don't vote, but then remember to be quiet and don't interrupt when the grownups are talking."

"I don't quite get women who have like 15 bridesmaids. I don't even like 15 people altogether in my life."

"White girls: You do know Nutella has been around for more than 50 years and is terrible for you, right?"

"The Boy Scouts ended their ban on gay adults, which means that soon you'll be able to buy some delicious Boy Scout cookies."

"What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator? ""This place rocks!"""

"Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz."

"My son needed a Bone Marrow transplant & we found a perfect match in Argentina. The operation took place & was a great success. My thanks go out to Diego, Marrow Donor."

"As a kid i looked up to Bill Nye the science guy, but as of today after learning about him i will probably look down on him. And people at my level would agree. I'm 6'3 and he is 6 feet tall."

"A Rabbi and a Catholic Priest... are sitting on a park bench when a kid walks by. The Catholic Priest says, ""We should screw him!"" and the Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""

"I heard Kia has been working with the devil... They've been selling their Souls."