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Joke of the Day

"Fine, don't vote, but then remember to be quiet and don't interrupt when the grownups are talking."

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."

"What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome? A Dog."

"My dentist said that bacon and soda works the same as toothpaste. Friends have said she prolly meant baking soda....but I disagree. "

"You know that confused look that old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad."

"It would be wrong to ask a one-eyed person if it really was all fun and games up until that point, right?"

"What do you use to check your cell from across the room? A telephono lens."

"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand base n, those who don't, those who thought this would be a base n-1 joke, ..., and those who thought this would be a binary joke."

"Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? She uses the other hand to moan."

"How does the enthusiastic man eat his hot dog? With relish."