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Joke of the Day

"How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam? It's a piece of cake."

"Men think of arguments as single isolated events. Women, in my experience, think of them as installments in some sort of perpetual continuum"

"A man is in critical condition for swallowing 250,000 dollars in large bills. No change is expected."

"The Constitution has barely been altered in 200 years, but my $300 textbook is worth $0.82 bc they came out with a new edition mid-semester."

"My first wife was a great housekeeper. She kept both houses"

"What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon"

"He saved his family three times in the Taken films and got no thanks. The next one should be called Taken 4: Granted"

"Pansexuals are like teenagers They eat whatever is in front of them"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7's a nigger."

"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ"