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Joke of the Day
"How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam? It's a piece of cake."
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"What do scientists and vegetables have in common? Stephen Hawking"
"I caught my friend licking my tv today. So much for the high def LSD screen."
"You know, I always thought that show Deadliest Catch was about HIV... But here it turns out to be about Crabs"
"I'm not really a social drinker. I'd say most of my drinking is work related."
"I told my wife about my other wife.... She took it really well, said it was big o' me :)"
"First rule of being Italian is to tell everyone you're Italian. (I can say this cause I'm Italian.)"
"Two things I am thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid certain family and friends."
"If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom? European"
"What is Hitler's favorite video game? Grand theft Otto"