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Joke of the Day

"There are some people walking around alive today, simply because I don't want to go to jail tomorrow."

"Did you guys know that the entire Miami Dolphins team is missing? Yeah, I saw it on ESPN. It had their team logo and then a big MIA next to it."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror? A: A camera that takes pictures of itself."

"Have any brief jokes I can snapchat a girl that I like?"

"Creation of the woman Too bad God didn't make her out of he funny bone **this is just a joke so don't get offended please**"

"Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested."

"What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet."

"What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield? Its butt."

"If two lesbians get married, who does the cooking? Neither, they both eat out."

"After witnessing the second coming of Jesus. My life has changed. I have decided not to watch Mexican Porn again."