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Joke of the Day
"What do pancakes do when they are scared? They crepe themselves ;D"
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"Q: What kind of socks do you find in your backyard? A: Garden hose."
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"Have you ever heard the saying... ...come here and sit on my lap and let's see what pops up?"
"I've been thinking about you...Owl night long."
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"Couldn't tell if this really hot chick just waved at me in her car, or if she was just putting the sun visor down."
"Wanna hear a good abortion joke? Uhhh... Nevermind.."
"A new restaurant named Karma just opened in my neighborhood. There's no menu, you just get what you deserve."
"Why did the one-fifth go to the masseuse? Because he was two-tenths"