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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome? A leotard."
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"I think that an XBox is the closest thing to a ""box"" that most gamers have ever seen. Clever branding Microsoft."
"Charlie Sheen is like Ash Ketchum BeBecause they both catch things"
"My neighbors hurt some bystanders by illegally setting off fireworks. If only there had been a good guy with fireworks around to stop them"
"Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner? Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating."
"Life is like photography we develop from the negatives."
"What did Kobe Bryant's teamates say to him while he was scoring 81 points? ""I'M FUCKING OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"""
"How do you annoy people on Reddit? [removed]"
"My first anal was like getting my first car I didn't wanted it m,but dad gave it to me anyway"
"What do you call a transparent robot? See-through P0"