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Joke of the Day

"I tried to make a joke about cults... But the punchline was too long."

"Did you hear they found life on Mars? But, Curiosity killed the cat."

"[LPT] Choose the song you hate the most as your alarm tone and place your phone as far as possible Then turn your phone off and sleep like a champion."

"I Got Worried After Reading the Statistic on Marriage 50% of them last forever!"

"Bath Humor Want to hear a dirty joke? Ray rolled in the mud Want to hear a clean joke? Ray took a bath with bubbles Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door"

"I asked my mate what he was going to get his mum for Mothers' day. ""Nothing!"" he said. ""Why do they get a whole day to themselves, why can't we have a Son Day?"" We do mate, it comes after Saturday."

"I need puns about tea! (Herbal and medicinal tea) for the chalkboard outside my sisters shop. Please help? Something better than R2Tea2"

"I bought my friend a copy of The Lord of the Rings but he didn't seem that pleased. He though it was a Tolkien gesture."

"The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second."

"A man goes to his doctor The doctor says ""Sir, you have HIV"", the man responds ""Wow, you can't even trust your own kids these days!""."