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Joke of the Day

"What did the lightbulb say to its mother? I wuv you watts and watts."

"My signature move, is pulling on a push only door, when attempting to get it for a woman."

"My dad said something earlier that gave me chills. He said, ""I'm turning off the heating."""

"Mitt Romney is walking through heaven when he runs into Barrack Obama"

"TIL You can watch the sun through a telescope without any filters. Only twice though..."

"Darth Vader says to Luke 'I know what you're getting for Christmas'. Luke: How could you know that? Darth: I have felt your presents"

"what is a deaf person's favorite cereal? shredded what"

"What can a cup of coffee and a cow that's had an abortion have in common? They're both de-calf-inated."

"Did you hear the one about Dorian Gray's stool sample? That shit NEVER gets old."

"I let my blind friend borrow money He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me..."