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Joke of the Day
"What did the lightbulb say to its mother? I wuv you watts and watts."
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"With apologies to books, tits are way better."
"[First day working in a warehouse] ME: What's that machine for? ""Oh, that's the forklift"" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS??"
"I didn't plan on getting a brain transplant... But then I changed my mind."
"Drummer joke What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker? A podiatrist bucks up your feet."
"The father of Mike Davidson, what's his full name? David Mikesdaad"
"My first workout back at the gym was great... I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital."
"My greatest fear is that I'll be reported as a missing person and my family guesstimates my weight way higher than what I actually weigh"
"What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things? A Hesi-tater"
"What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers? Khan-diments."