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Joke of the Day
"Do you smell smoke? I always say that when I fart. It makes people take a deep breath."
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"My son decided to help me clean the car today. After ten minutes of watching him, I told him to use some elbow grease. Two hours later, the idiot came back and told me that he couldn't find it."
"Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans? Because if you add even one more it gets ""2 farty""."
"What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!"
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"*calls boss* Me: I can't come to work. Boss: Why not? Me: Gotham city needs me. Boss: ...You're not Batman. Me: Oh, yes, yes, exaaaactly."
"Boss: You can't drink while you're working! Me: Oh, I'm not working."