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Joke of the Day

"A guy is driving home thinking to himself.... if I was in a joke right now, what would the punch line be? Long story or short, he gets in a car accident and dies."

"Why did the lebo cross the road? To fuck a chicken Why did 20 lebo's cross the road? Cause the chicken was winning"

"Look at your disgusting balls. That's LITERALLY exactly what Jesus wants them to look like. #Bible"

"All this ""Kaine is boring"" talk is your reminder that nowadays Abraham Lincoln would have to know parkour or some shit"

"What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas? ""Hola Amoebas!"""

"What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11? 10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion"

"jokes what do you call a bunch of people whove been in horrible accidents in a swimming pool vegatable soup"

"Q: What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A: They have the same middle name!"

"Apparently, if a bear attacks, you are supposed to play dead. You know, that sounds an awful lot like something a bear would say..."

"Why does Kim Kardashiani have a big butt? because she never had to work her butt off."