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Joke of the Day

"jokes what do you call a bunch of people whove been in horrible accidents in a swimming pool vegatable soup"

"Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!"

"Always remember you're someones reason to smile Because youre a joke"

"So many people on Facebook ""Like"" everything but grammar."

"A black and a Mexican are in a car.. Who's driving? The police"

"I wish they made aviator goggles for cats because my cat looks pretty dumb riding in my motorcycle's sidecar without them."

"SEX TIP!!!! If you want to meet new women, stand outside a sex change clinic!"

"If brevity is the soul of wit... Why the fuck are some the jokes posted here so long?"

"""Suddenly, my hair collapsed."" - And I started to regret offering to edit my friend's first novel."

"""Dad, I want to be a feminist when I grow up."" Dad: ""Well choose one honey, you can't do both""."