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Joke of the Day
"My Russian mate does not care about anyone. His name is Yukanol Fukov."
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"Ha, ha ha... wow. What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name? A dinosaur! Ha ha get it? Tea-rex? Hahaha..."
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"[thoughts of person talking to me]: He's furrowing his brow, he must really be listening! [my brain]: How do cows make cheese"
"Shameless Bachelor Joke Theft Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? He wanted to find a tight seal!"