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Joke of the Day

"OCD My little cousin has been diagnosed with an unusual case of OCD where all he does all day is organise dinner plates by the year they were made, It's an extremely rare dish-order........"

"If ""Precious"" is based on the novel by Sapphire, ""Twilight"" is based on the catalog by Abercrombie & Fitch"

"My daughter just lost her first tooth! That'll teach her to talk back."

"I always take my kids on vacation during drug awareness week...because there's just some things they should learn from their dad."

"My lesbian neighbors got me a Rolex for Christmas I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch."

"Disney just hired someone to raise and tend for their cows. I believe Mulan was hired on Moo-lawn."

"I've got an Uncle Rube. I mean he's really my mother's sister's roommate's friend's hairdresser's step-dad, but the effect is the same."

"I just watched one kid call his twin brother ugly and now I'm just waiting for him to realize what that means"

"If the Jews are God's chosen people, then why did God bother creating gentiles? Well, someone has to pay retail."

"Did you know there's a new sub for disputes? r/gument I'll show meself out."