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Joke of the Day
"God gave us the brain to work out problems. However, we use it to create more problems."
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"""HULK WANT LOAN."" Bank: ""We can't loan to people like you."" ""GREEN SKIN PEOPLE??"" Bank: ""No, people who owe 2.6M in property damage."""
"Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior? They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire - this came to me in a dream... maybe it should have stayed there? *shrugs*"
"HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are."
"It's 2012. We're supposed to have flying cars and stuff. But no... Just pajamas that look like jeans."
"Chuck Norris There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris. It was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."
"Most people browse on Google or Bing... But I browse on fleek"
"What do you call an Asian race car driver Nobody knows"
"Did you know they buried Steve Jobs in an orchard? Yep. He's still pushing apples."
"Did you know that Boy George's pet reptile bit 7 people today?! I think he needs a calmer chameleon"