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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris. It was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."

"Arwen and Elrond https://i.imgur.com/meGn3q2.jpg"

"Your Mama is so fat... that while on her period she sat in the nile and Pharaoh called her ""Moses!"""

"Why are men typically smarter than women? They come across more things."

"Why's everyone hating Mayweather, I think it feels great out"

"Emma Stone is my girlfriend. Nobody tell her, though. I want it to be a surprise."

"Where did Abdelhamid Abaaoud do most of his craft shopping? Wahabi Lobby."

"Trump's campaign promises That's it"

"ME: *smashes bottle into a ship* MAN: Oh cool, what are you naming it? ME: I'm not *smashes another bottle* I just hate ships"

"What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny? an anti-joke."