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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris. It was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."

"When I was ten, my family moved to Downers Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them."

"Helmholtz Resonators made out of Lampshades, Company name is Silence of the Lamps"

"I bought a laser pointer, but I don't have a cat. So I 'borrowed' my neighbor's toddler, but he doesn't seem to get it. Babies are stupid."

"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would to if ur name was arrghhvjvjvkkrhvy"

"Says the priest to the altar server: ""There's a good christian in you"""

"Why do cow wear bells? Because their horn doesn't work!"

"I had to return those books on Middle Eastern agricultural products. They were past the Dubai dates."

"What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common? All are equally oxymoronic."

"I use bitcoin. That's my joke."