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Joke of the Day
"Can you tell me a dirty joke? I want to be more outgoing."
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"When I said that you'd always have a place to stay in rough times, I meant like a motel or a shelter. Anyway ... You can't stay here."
"In an unexpected motion, Texas Republicans have voted to move midnight to 1am."
"I took a biology exam the other day. The test asked me to list two things that are commonly found in cells. Apparently blacks and mexicans was not the right answer."
"What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth? The front row of a Ted Nugent concert."
"A time traveller walks into a bar... http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3lsgus/and_the_bartender_says_sorry_we_dont_serve_time/"
"I've been eating a lot of pineapple lately, you know what that means... I have a pineapple flavored sock under my bed."
"ya i'll have a 6 inch subway club on parmesan oregano ""sir this is the DMV"" uh ya toasted ""sir"" cheddar ""sir, you-"" do u have sun chips"
"WARNING: Racist What do you call a black person on the moon? A problem What do you call all black people on the moon? A solution"
"Did you know Dora the Explorer has a muslim cousin? Her name is Doda ...the Exploder"