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Joke of the Day

"I've been eating a lot of pineapple lately, you know what that means... I have a pineapple flavored sock under my bed."

"Mom: Hey honey who are you talking too? Me: My girlfriend. Mom: Don't lie to me you fatass! You're ordering pizza aren't you? Me: ( ._. )"

"What do you call a Frenchman with eleven penises? Jean Cocteau"

"Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet? It's usually a sorted affair."

"What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work? A rebell"

"if a woman tells me she just wants be friends I say ok but I get to be rachel"

"What's the worst thing you can call a black person?.. Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor"

"You shouldn't trust dermatologists. They make a lot of rash decisions."

"""This went straight to my junk mail for some reason"" = ""I'm lying to you for some reason"""

"I heard Iran is supposed to do well at the olympics this year They're the bomb"