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Joke of the Day
"In an unexpected motion, Texas Republicans have voted to move midnight to 1am."
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"The most exercise I get from my exercise ball is when I move it around in my apartment so that it's not in my way."
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"Boss: Dan why is your hand raised? Me: can I go to the bathroom? Boss: Dan you're 23. This is a business meeting Me: so that's a yes?"
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"Guess What? Chicken Butt."