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Joke of the Day

"I took a biology exam the other day. The test asked me to list two things that are commonly found in cells. Apparently blacks and mexicans was not the right answer."

"What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons? Jose and Hose B"

"When clowns first attacked these shores nobody took it seriously. It's just one boat, how many could there be, they said."

"Obi-wan: These aren't the droids Stormtrooper: They look like them Obi: So all droids look the same to you? Trooper: No, I- Obi: Racist"

"If I had to choose between a stepstool and a device that let's me get even higher... ...I'd take the ladder. (I'll just leave now)"

"Chanting ""I'm not creepy"" in front of a mirror doesn't make you feel any less creepy."

"A techno song lasted longer than my first marriage"

"I was reading the book ""Great Expectations"" by Charles Dickens. It wasn't as good as I hoped it would be."

"Just took a short nap, although I wouldn't exactly call it a cat nap since I didn't lay on anyone's clothes or laptop like a total asshole."

"First I dated a seventh day adventist and then a mormon I told my mom that im not just in it for the sects but she doesn't believe me."