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Joke of the Day
"What does DNA stand for? the National Dyslexic Association"
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"A kiss makes my day Anal makes my hole weak"
"I'm in a long distance relationship. My girlfriend's in the future."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"
"/r/shitredditsays"
"What's an emo's favorite game? Russian roulette, except with a full chamber."
"Accidentally left my phone at home, now I know how Kevin McCallister's parents felt."
"Child: ""Mama, I'm tired of running in circles..."" Mom: ""Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!"""
"Best response by a nursing home patient ever. I asked my patient, ""how ya feelin today""? He whispers while still half asleep, ""with my fingers."""
"""I'd pap that."" - Gynecolgist"