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Joke of the Day

"My wife has been mad at me lately because she says I need to get my priorities straight... I told her we can talk about it after this episode of Spongebob."

"Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."

"What's the difference between a washing machine and a festie chick... A washing machine wont follow you around all summer after you popped a load in it."

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"Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long? Because as soon as they start they get fired."

"Why is santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year..."

"Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane."

"If a deaf kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?"

"Q: What's blue and looks like a bucket? A: A red bucket in disguise."

"What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera? CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing."