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Joke of the Day

"What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being special."

"I think it's sweet that teens text ""U up?"" really late at night to check that their friends are getting to bed at a reasonable hour"

"Hard to say which dinosaur was the sexiest."

"Astronaut Booty Call... Crater My unit would like to explore your crater."

"My wife tried to buy something online yesterday.... Anyone know how to get a credit card out of a floppy drive?"

"After watching the 6th sense I have been searching all over for the previous five movies with no luck"

"Where did Mary go when the bombs went off? Everywhere."

"How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women? FeMail."

"I gave my 1yo a chocolate covered raisin. He chewed, paused, then gave me a look that told me he will never trust another human being again."

"SON: Daddy, where do tweets come from? DAD: Well, son...when a Desire for Validation and a Character Limit love each other very, very much."