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Joke of the Day
"Hard to say which dinosaur was the sexiest."
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"What seperates man from animal? Divorce!"
"Getting caught dating someone underage isn't a big problem. It's a minor problem."
"Reckless driving, pot allegations and cop visits, Justin Bieber is a bad wig away from being the next Amanda Bynes."
"As a husband and father, it troubles me that prisoners are still being given time in solitary confinement when I would gladly pay for some."
"If a stork brings white babies and a crow brings black babies, what brings no babies? A little Swallow."
"How do you know when it's time to get out of the porn industry? When they hire you a cunt-double."
"Heard about the fruit that became a president? He got impeached."
"VERY angry at @united flight attendant who REFUSED to let me ride as a lap baby"
"What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his butt!"