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Joke of the Day

"*puts on layers of running gear* *makes a ponytail* *laces up sneakers* *drives to McDonalds*"

"The Greek restaurant in my town is so authentic that it went bankrupt"

"Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework? He was on crystal math."

"Leaving early on a Friday and saying, ""Have a good weekend!"" to people who have to work a full day is like dancing in front of a paraplegic."

"When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the girl with glitter on her face does."

"What's black and blue and red all over? The dress"

"Which chord is essential to every Christian song? Gsus"

"Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud!"

"I like my women like I like my dog. Actually, No. I prefer the dog."

"What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance? A Fairodactyl"