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Joke of the Day
"If experience has taught me anything, I've forgotten what it was."
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"I don't know why they have flavored condoms It's not like my asshole has taste buds. My brother told me this, sorry if it's a repost."
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"So Hellen Keller walks into a bar and a table... and a chair... and a wall"
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"Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: ""Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"""
"What rhymes with orange? No it doesn't!"
"I fostered a child the other day ...Got him in the back of the head with all four cans!"
"What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !"