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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no gays in a mental asylum? Because they can't wear a strait-jacket."

"Went by the house where I grew up. Asked to go in to look around, but they said no and shut the door in my face. My parents can be so rude."

"If you like pee jokes... ...urine luck."

"Tickle me Elmo was recalled They forgot to give him two test tickles."

"Did you hear about the ghost who was a great football player? No, what about him? He's a spooktacular quarterback."

"My Reddit posts are just like my prostitutes. They always end up getting buried."

"The hardest part about breaking up with your Japanese girlfriend... Is that you have to drop the bomb twice.."

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I will tell you later. SOURCE: Heard it on the subway"

"Today I heard a guy on the street say, ""It's chowder season, baby!"" so I pushed him in front of a bus because those are awesome last words"

"I invented a new joke I invented a new word. Plagiarism. EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you."