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Joke of the Day
"Where do Irish people go for breakfast? Drunkin Donuts"
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""" You drink too much milk."", said the doctor Your blood is now milk."
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"Me: Hi, mom. I'm feeling tremendous guilt. Mom: Why? Me: Just thought I'd save you the effort."
"Someone that knows three languages is multilingual. Someone that knows two languages is bilingual. So what do you call someone that only knows one language? An American."