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Joke of the Day
"What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs."
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"Hey morons, when in doubt, just spell it ""theiyr're."""
"Why can't Vader find a steady relationship? He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places"
"I love my yoga pants. I have no idea what they have to do with yoga, but they're great for drinking, smoking and tweeting."
"So you're the bitch that told that bitch that I'm a bitch. Well listen bitch, it takes a bitch to know a bitch. So who's the bitch now, bitch?"
"I just ate raw chicken fingers And then I threw up gang signs."
"What do you put in an actor's drink... [OC] to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars? [Expectorant](/spoiler)"
"Did you hear about the guy that invented the door knocker? He won the ""Nobell"" prize."
"On June 28, 2009 Stephen Hawking threw a party for time-travelers. He announced the party the day after it happened and he said no one came."
"Robin Williams isn't dead He just retired, he's on a beach somewhere sipping mimosas and watching the sun rise. Hope you finally found your peace."