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Joke of the Day
"I'm sick of being the guy everyone comes to when they want the money I owe them."
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"Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!"
"What do you call americans flying to space? The plot for Wall-E"
"Who succeeded the first President of the USA ? The second one !"
"Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed? [removed]"
"I guess ""Victoria's Secret Angel"" does sound better than ""flightless pantybird"""
"My parents always warned me about having sex before marriage... But somehow I'm in their wedding picture."
"Death row last meal? Starfish. Eat a leg, it grows back. Sit back and enjoy a long life eating starfish legs in an electric chair."
"A girl just asked me ""When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what's a good comeback?"" I told her, ""COMEBACK with a damn sandwich."""
"How did Hitler become a hero? He killed Hitler."