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Joke of the Day
"I'm sick of being the guy everyone comes to when they want the money I owe them."
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"""How long have you been chopping wood for?"" ""I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"""
"What's an sjw's favorite subject? Triggerednometry"
"Him: Ha! I got your ATM card. Me: So? You'll never guess my PIN. Him: Is it 6969? Me:.. Him:. Me:.. Him:. Me: Seriously dude, give it back."
"How can you teach your child about adversity if you don't leave a diaper unchanged once in a while?"
"I read a book about frogs today... It was ribbeting."
"How many friend-zoned guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just sit around and compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."
"If you ever feel useless... .. Remember that there is a comment section on porn sites."
"I bet there are at least a few seconds when a tiger is chasing you where you look back and are like, ""awwww..."""
"Bear mace is like regular mace but you have to buy it at the maul... Thank you for your time."