6742
Joke of the Day
"How to comfort a Grammar Nazi ""They're Their There"""
Next Joke
"I fucked a girl for 1 hour and 45 seconds tonight Thanks daylight savings"
"If these seasonal allergies don't kill me, that person I just sneezed all over probably will."
"I am so poor I can't even pay attention."
"If you believe that no great story ever started with someone eating a salad, then you're using the wrong kind of mushrooms."
"my wife and I do this Batman role play where I disappear mid conversation like with Commissioner Gordon"
"How do you kill a circus clown? Go for the juggler"
"It makes me sad that in this age of computers and video games, my children will never understand what it's like to be raised by television."
"What kind of food do the cool fish eat when they study math? Algae bru"
"How do you fix a broken rock. Geosporin."