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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog? To get a long little doggy."

"She asked if I wanted to eat ass... I said no because it'll taste like shit"

"BREAKING. With Disney buying Star Wars Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie."

"Is your ass the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty? Cause your booty is disarming"

"I'd make a joke about the Hindenberg, but... I feel like it would *crash and burn*."

"Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Oh hi Dave, what's new? *The Boss Faints*"

"Why was e^x so lonely at the party? Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself."

"Orange is the new black Is what a Trump says after fucking a Kardashian."

"Why did the scarecrow win the nobel peace prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

"Hit a cop car last night. The driver let me off with a warning..... ""Anything you say can and will be used against you."""