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Joke of the Day
"What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty? Will you be my grill friend?"
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"I'm a necrophiliac. I like my Heine's cold."
"[spelling bee] JUDGE: Your word is ""incorrect"" KID: I haven't spelled it yet JUDGE: No, that's your word KID: T-H-A-T-'-S JUDGE: No- KID: N-"
"My X made the worst coffee. I thought it was grounds for divorce."
"Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday...Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard."
"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 2 to 4 weeks."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber."
"""Are you cold?"" No dumbass, I'm on fucking vibrate mode.."
"Thanks for keeping your Instagram account private. I'd hate for those pictures of your lunch to fall into the wrong hands."
"Need your best Short Jokes One sentence max, I'll start: A Dyslexic walks into a bra"