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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!"
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"What kind of doctor deals with pussies? A whinecologist."
"What do you call a hip French black guy? Latrill"
"Life is like a box of chocolates, The good ones are always gone before I get there!"
"Why do warriors make bad business men ? They charge too much !"
"A fat guy.. A fat guy just keep getting fatter every month..after 5 years he got so fat died. At his funeral a friend of him said: Good thing he died, cuz he was about to blow up. (translated)"
"Mrs Claus hospitalised with severe cramps. Heavy Christmas period to blame."
"I asked a city dweller ""Do you know where the post office is?"" He said, ""Yes,"" and kept right on walking."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think R but it's the C he loves!"