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Joke of the Day
"What's Shaking? Not Ali...."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To confuse pirates"
"What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do? A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!"
"No matter how hard you try to push that envelope It will still be stationery. ^edit: ^spelling..."
"*watches an extremely cute guy flirt with an equally cute girl at the gym from the floor above like an old witch on a mountain*"
"How to stop procrastinating I don't know but I'll figure it out later"
"Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !"
"You mean there's another way to eat toast besides hunched over the sink like a fucking criminal??"
"Give a man a cow, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to cow, and you've probably invented some crazy new dance called the cow'."
"Success is like pregnancy... Everyone congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."