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Joke of the Day
"What's Shaking? Not Ali...."
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"A lost & found note as a gesture of goodwill. Whoever lost a Rolex I report ""the time now is 20 minutes after seven"""
"You laugh at the burrito in my purse, until you get hungry."
"Loan shark: If you're late my guys will ... Me: Tell my gf my phone password? LS: Break every bone in your body M: Oh. Yeah that's fine"
"My favorite extreme sport is riding the passenger seat while my wife drives"
"the rugby players without a referee weren't keeping up with the news they kept asking ""whose put-in?"""
"Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella? Fo da drizzle."
"What did the fat piece of shit say when he screwed up? Sorry that I screwed up **lards**."
"I am a waiter in need of false teeth. Do I need to look for a new job? I don't think indentured servants are legal any more."
"What is hitlers favorite letter? I'm not sure but I can tell you it's not z"