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Joke of the Day

"Chef 1: You can't serve cake for breakfast, moms won't allow it. Chef 2: What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it? 1: GENIUS!"

"Anyone know where I can get a waterproof recliner for my shower??"

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue when he drank his coffee? ....Because he drank it before it was cool."

"What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today? It's After Earth Day."

"I decided to tell a gay joke but.... I decided to tell a gay joke but then I saw you walk into the room and I decided not to. You're always the butt end of the joke."

"Somebody messed up my small weighing scale. I was like 0MG!"

"How did ISIS do on their French exam? They bombed it..."

"What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea? I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth."

"What did the fry cook do when he found out he was cooking burger patties made of feces? He flipped a shit."

"Have you heard about the three Chinese virgins? Tu Yung Tu, Tu Dum Tu, and No Yen Tu."