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Joke of the Day
"What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him? Thanks Verstappen."
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"I love animals, and I want to stop eating meat... But I just can't quit cold turkey!"
"What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !"
"When I see names carved into a tree I don't think it's cute, I just think its strange how many people take knives on a date."
"What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal? ""nice watch"""
"""Oh, you decided to close your bedroom door with me on the outside? Allow me to sing you the song of my people."" -my cat"
"[Job interview] ""How would you describe yourself?"" ""I'd use the appropriate adjectives."" ""Anything else?"" ""Over-literal sometimes."""
"WHAT are birds so happy about at 7am? What? Oh, right. Pooping while airborne. Good one."
"How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner? Don't worry, they'll let you know."
"I wonder what the parking situation is at the Special Olympics? ...."