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Joke of the Day
"Condoms. I can't wrap my head around them."
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"Someone needs to break it to my cat that she is not a security guard and my bathroom is not a VIP section."
"Sometimes I wake up grouchy sometimes I let her sleep"
"Why won't the US change over to the Metric system? Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters."
"What do you call a Mexican that buys antiques in America? An American Spicker"
"Two monkeys were sitting in a tub. The first one says ""Oooo Oooo Aaaa Aaaa Eeee Eeee!"" The second one says ""Perhaps we should add some cold water."""
"PLOT TWIST: MARIJUANA is the drug against wars."
"What do mermaids wear to math class? An algae-bra!"
"pull my upvote"
"Rick Astly will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except for one... He's never gonna give you ""UP""."