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Joke of the Day
"Condoms. I can't wrap my head around them."
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"So the presidential debate is tonight. Even vegans can't stay away from this pig roast."
"The kidnapper rang and said ""10,000 and you get your wife back"" ""Negotiate with him!"" advised the policeman ""20,000 and she's all yours"""
"When your girlfriend is PMS'ing, cheer her up by showing her that ""totally weird"" text you got from your ex last night."
"Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store? Because they are all looking for their pere"
"What does a pirate call his idiot son? A retarrrrrd"
"I like my women how I like my computer. On my lap. Turned on. Virus free."
"Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers? They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds."
"Hey Jude. I ran out of advice, so I'm just going to go nah nah nah nah for the next nine minutes."
"I told my ex she was cross between a rare coin and female dog. A two faced bitch."