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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows"

"This Christmas... This Christmas, Donald Trump's hair becomes sentient and nukes canada. Only one Democratic Socialist can prevent a total World War. Bernie Sanders stars... in HELL TOUPEE"

"How do gay man cry? They don't, that would be counterintuitive."

"I find if you sprinkle some bacon bits on a salad, but don't actually add any salad, then its a pretty good salad."

"I once had a large gay following. But then I ducked into an alley and lost him."

"If your conspiracy theory doesn't involve cats, don't bother me."

"When telling jokes to identical twins make sure you tell them the whole joke ........ because you just can't tell them a part."

"Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes."

"You can't give me a mini fan at work and expect me not to spend the whole morning pretending I'm a model doing a photo shoot. It's science."

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey!"