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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the cvs looted by BLM supporters? They took everything but the sunscreen and Father's Day cards."

"What's Cain's favorite genre of music? Rock, I hear his brother hates it though."

"Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time? Young player: OK I'll come back in a year's time!"

"When I told you the dishwasher is loaded what I meant was... My wife is drunk."

"I hate East German Cars I mean, the Trabant was a load of old pants."

"Why did the spy stay in bed? To stay under cover"

"Tampax has announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel. This is for the Christmas period only."

"Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake."

"I recently heard a great joke about a boomerang, but not sure how it went. It'll come back to me."

"Some people call it anal bleaching, but I prefer to call it changing my ring tone."