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Joke of the Day

"I hate East German Cars I mean, the Trabant was a load of old pants."

"I wish IKEA was more like Lego.. on the back of the box it would show you 4 other things you could make from the same materials."

"My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes."

"A doe walks out of a forest... and says ""Well I'll never do that for a buck again."""

"I'll pleasure you in ways you never thought possible like vacuuming and doing dishes"

"Imagine if the Indians gave the pilgrims a donkey... Then we'd all get a little ass for thanksgiving."

"Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia ? The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back."

"Quick Snowden Transition into a woman"

"Saw a new movie the other day... It was about a guy who dreamt he was a condom. It was called Contra-ception."

"What do you get if you let your child dress up as Link for Halloween and they eat to much candy? A hyper-Link!"