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Joke of the Day
"Why did the piglets do badly in school? They were all slow loiners."
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"How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching? Terra-fied."
"Two fish are in a tank One is driving, the other is shooting Two soldiers are in a tank They drown"
"What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music? Rock and Roll."
"Next time you prematurely ejaculate Just remember you probably still lasted longer than Ronda Rousey"
"I hate when people ask what I see myself doing in 5 years How would I know, I don't have 2020 vision"
"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey But I turned myself around"
"Sorry if this is a repost but I'm new here Why are hurricanes named after women's? Because they're wild and wet when they come but when they leave, they take the house and car."
"Thor is riding on the back of his mighty war horse. He shouts ""I AM THOR! I AM THOR!"" His horse replies: ""That's because you forgot your thaddle thilly!"""
"I thought the baseball was getting bigger.. Then it hit me."