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Joke of the Day

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"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra... What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association"

"There is nothing wrong with window puns, I just don't like to shed light on them."

"Guns don't kill people. Fathers with pretty daughters do."

"I ate a big cheeseburger for lunch and my heart started going really fast, so I'm counting it as an hour at the gym."

"*spelling bee* ""Your word is disaster."" ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" ""That outfit you're wearing looks like a natural disaster."""

"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to shoot the room for being black."

"Many homosexuals went into battle in World War I. Only a few came out"

"I know Pluto isn't a planet you moron. Pluto's a dog."

"Did you heard Steve Jobs died? He went to the iCloud. (RIP Steve. You may disagree with him, but the fact the man died is tragic considering his contributions to computing.)"