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Joke of the Day

"I ate a big cheeseburger for lunch and my heart started going really fast, so I'm counting it as an hour at the gym."

"What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mothers vagina? Your mother's vagina gets some new content every once in a while."

"Love how they call info pamphlets ""literature."" Like the opening line is gunna be, ""It was the best of HPV, it was the worst of HPV."""

"Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves."

"The Snake Handler The snake handler suffered from a reptile dysfinction"

"What do you call a color-blind pop artist? See No Green"

"PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING, ""You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!"" DO NOT OPEN IT. It contains two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert."

"Old people talk into cell phones like they hit the Caps Lock key on their voice."

"So I met a terrorist the other day and asked him about his ethnicity. You wanna know what he said? I don't know, by then I ran."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day... Anal sex makes your hole weak!"