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Joke of the Day

"There are two kinds of people that I hate... 1.) Those who can never seem to form a complete thought."

"My right eye wouldn't stop weeping all day until I said BE A MAN YOU FREAK and now it's just drinking beer to hide it's feelings"

"German men like their women like they like their beer Full."

"What's better than Chrisopher Walken? Ted Danson."

"Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket."

"I was watching you while you slept. You look pretty stupid."

"How does the Kool-Aid man end his jokes... with a punchline."

"A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No I'm an undercover agent""."

"Penn State has missed two extra points today which is weird because they are usually pretty consistent about doing the little things."

"When that guy on the train woke up and stretched, I don't think he liked it when I scratched his head and said ""Who's a big kitty?!"""