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Joke of the Day

"I talk a lot. Your happiness will depend on your ability to figure out what matters and what doesn't. Good luck. - Women"

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"Either a lying war criminal endorsed by the KKK or a Neo Nazi reality TV star are going to be President of America. It's not funny. But it is a fucking joke. America, sort your shit out."
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because he's a fucking creep"
"What is a pirates favorite letter? P. Because without it, he'd be irate."
"My pet peeve: ketchup bottle precum"
"What do you call an average Mexican? Nacho average guy"
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool? Fucked"
"What is Trump's favorite movie? ""Octopussy"""
"What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife? He gets hammered and she gets nailed."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ? Bossy just fired me !"