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Joke of the Day

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because he's a fucking creep"

"What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread? I don't dough!"

"The bad zoo A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a dog. It's a shizhu"

"Me:Thank you, he's so hot I don't even know what I want to do first...Grandma: (interrupting) Okay, can someone else say the prayer please?"

"What's the difference between a clown and a prostitute? Clowns have cunning stunts"

"BLIND KIDS: Lady Gaga looks like what a chicken sounds like."

"What can you never get from a gay person? a straight answer. Accepting alternate answers in the comments"

"What does a cat say when it lands on it's back? Me. Ow."

"What did the fish say when it hit a wall? DAM."

"Why did the thief killed himself after getting caught stealing instruments from an orchestra? He didn't have a safe Hayden place, and couldn't Handel the thought of being sent Bach to prison."